3rd Grade Short Response

How's this for detail?

Question: What might happen if an animal did not teach its young to hunt?

3rd Grade Answer: It would get hungry, and then it would get so hungry and die and turn into a skeleton and then to dust/

Saving Our Pwanet

I was amazed today as a bold Kindergarten student approached the teachers' recess bench to complain about planetary injustice that he had observed on the playground.

"Dose guys ova deya ah dwopping theya fun bands into da main sewa line! Dey not taking caya of pwanet oath. Is de onwy wiving pwanet!"

Translation: "Those guys over there are dropping their fun bands into the main sewer line! They're not taking care of planet earth. It's the only living planet."

"Amazing that someone so young could recognize ecological injustice, even from the confines of the playground," Sir Coolman commented.

"Yes. Do you think adults will ever catch on?"

"That, my dear, remains to be seen," he said, and faded back into the glass.